olamide *Egbami o!*
I wanted to send sms to my wife saying 'I love
you' and it mistakenly went to my landlady. My
landlady responded saying "I've been holding
myself for too long, I love you too and please
stop paying rent"...
Yeeaaa is this a misfortune or a fortune?
: Some people are just wicked selling fake rat
poison everywhere....pls don't be a victim,kindly
taste before you pay.
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Imagine doing your rag day and you mistakingly
run mad from there.
Before u gossip and talk rubbish about
someone,sit down,relax,and ask urself ''Na Dis
One I Come Life Come Do??
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: Girls who Create Facebook Account & Forget
their Password are the Same girls who got
pregnant but can't Remember who is
Responsible".
I'm in my house cum nd beat me na
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To be honest boys are never single
You dump him today , tomorrow you
find him In a 5 months relationship...
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Only guys that press breast alot that can
differentiate between today's bread and
yesterday's bread